Weekend Update

This weekend was a wonderful weekend.

Friday – Anniversary Dinner

The evening started off a little bad. I took my dress out the bag and it smelled FUNKY. I mean seriously. Thank God I had some dryer clothes, put it in the dryer for 10 minutes and it was all good. The dinner was quite nice. I loved the view, my husband and the food was lovely. I guess it was a matter of one of those things were everyone tells you the restaurant it is really good and you have high expectations and then it’s not all that. Well that is how we felt especially after spending a whole heap of money but it was our anniversary and we knew it was going to be very expensive and we only went $18 over our budget and that was all good. The view was really, nice and romantic, but for real, for real. I could have went to Long Horn and got a comparable steak minus atmosphere. Oh and you know I have this thing with bathrooms. I HAVE to go and check out the bathroom when I go out to restaurants. Well let me tell you, they need to take that crap somewhere because they need to do better. I think they need to consult with the Ritz Carlton because for the type of money we spent they need to come correct with that tired ass bathroom.

Anger Mgmt took her softball pictures Friday and Mr. Stefon went to a church lock in. The kids stay overnight they talk about the Bible and other stuff and then later on the next day they took them to do laser tag. I thought that was nice, they sure aint do stuff like that when I was younger.

Saturday – Movies

Mr. Conservative and I went to see Brooklyn Finest. I like the movie thought it was going to end a little different but it was all good. I cannot wait for it to come on DVD because folks do not know how to go to the movies. Either I am getting old or something is going on. People do not know for some reason that they are NOT supposed to have conversations in the movie. I swear I wanted to turn around and snatch the lady behind me “illegal” bag she bought into the movie theater and fling it! I mean seriously you know your ass is making noise with that damn thing and then the kicking of the chair and shit. Mr. Conservative turned to me and said I am serious I am trying not to say anything…. I thought I did a post on movie etiquette but another coming soon. Oh and it is mad love/sexing scenes in this movie how come I saw so many kids. I mean SERIOUS sex scenes. I felt sad for the parents. Nevertheless, I can tell you the best part of the movie. RICHARD MOFO GERE. Let me tell you there is something about a man who ages like fine red wine. Man its so many things that I would do to him, I mean like read him a book and stuff…..

Anger Mgmt went to see The Crazies or something. She said it was good, but I have no clue.

Sunday – Rest

I worked out to the Wii Active, made some chicken quesadillas, washed and dried clothes (not fold yet) and slept from 1 pm to 6 pm, Sunday dinner got started late, but it was much needed rest. Dang that sleep felt good.

Well I am off the rest of the week from school because it is Spring break but makes no difference, I still have to study to take this exam to get letters behind my name and I have a team project to do.

How was your weekend?

Our Anniversary

Hey ya’ll. I really am trying to do better, but I had two papers due this week and two presentations. I will get it together. I miss my bestest (um, yes I know its not a word) blog friends.

Tuesday was my wedding anniversary!! I told that man he stole my youth and body birthing them babies!! Sike I can’t blame them kids for nothing I got back down to my size I just ate every damn thing after the fact.

I got my freakum dress, got my nails done and hair did and we are going to RuthChris tonight. He do not know about my dress so I can’t wait to surprise him. Its hard to believe sometimes that we have been together for 18 years. That’s a long, long ass time. Check out this conversation on Tuesday………………..

Urban: Why are you looking at me like that? You trying to kill me?
Mr. Conservative: No, why would you something like that.
Urban: The same thing you use to ask me when I watched you sleep.
Mr. Conservative: Its different for me you and your daughter be watching Snapped I don’t know what you two might do.
Urban: Whatever, trust and believe I aint doing time for your ass um kay.
Mr. Conservative: Whatever.
Urban: OH SNAP!! Happy Anniversay.
Mr. Conservative: It’s not our anniversary. It’s tomorrow.
Urban: Are you sure. It’s a damn shame I don’t know for sure but I thought the 2nd and not the 3rd . Hell you know better then me. How many years is it now? I can’t remember because we been together longer and I don’t count the wedding date. So how many years have it been?
Mr. Conservative: (shakes his head) Three years. We bought the house in ’06 and we got married ’07. Damn 3 years.
Urban: Yup you right.

I know, I know we are trifling but who cares that’s my baby. Anywho, I was right though it is the damn 2nd because the 3rd was on a Saturday in 2007. SO he gets one point for knowing the years and I get a point for knowing the right day even if I really didn’t know the day I just wanted to be first to say it and since his ass was staring at me while I was sleep I figured he was looking at me because of the anniversary. Whatever.

Family update coming soon……hopefully. Until then please listen to Jilly from Philly kill this song!!! READ the words as well. Just cause you married don't mean your not independent, but at the same time I got to remember......I need that man of mine.




The Fact Is I Need You

I can pay my own light bill baby
pump my own gas in my own car
I can pay my own shoe collection
I've been blessed thus far
I can kill the spider above my bed
although it's hard because I'm scared
I can even stain and polyurethane (I’m very handy)
But some things just don't change
I need you
Sometimes so hard to say
I need you
Some things remain
I can buy my own groceries baby
Get my hair tight my nails right
I can floss my own bling bling
Write the words to the songs I sing
I can even raise the child we'll make
Make sure he's loved and knows what God gave us
I can teach him how to walk and stand
but I need you to help him be a man
We need you
Some things don't change
I could be congresswoman or a garbage woman
or police officer or a carpenter
I could be a doctor and a lawyer
and a mother and a 'good God what chu
done to me?' kind of lover I can be
I could be a computer analyst
The queen with the nappy hair raising her fist
or I could be much more and a myraid of this
Hot as the summer
Sweet as the first kiss
And even though I can do all these things
I need you
And even though I can do all these things
We need you
(and you need us too!)

PREACH JILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!