Friday, February 08, 2008

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...Too funny

Hey, I got this email and I thought I would share it with you. I have seen it before (or three times), so, I know many of you probably have to. Without further ado:

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies,' I think you're the father of one of my
kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made
love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's
teacher.'

Happy Friday - I hope everyone have a great weekend. Me - I hope to find a new paint color, after living with 6 - 8 different shades of green on the wall, we are thinking about brown again. Decisions, decisions. Hopefully, we can settle on one real fast, damn - it's been a year. Although, we have picked out two chairs to put in the living room, I hope we order them fast, because we will change our mind. Knitting - um, maybe not, I believe my Mojo is hanging out at the club with Del's- did you read her post? HILARIOUS - get to reading. I can't wait to read a novel, or something from her. I love her writing.

Okay, what do you have planned for the weekend?

2 comments:

Christie said...

I did read it. This weekend? Well, there's a parade for Chinese New Year and I think some laundry on the agenda. Not fun, but it will keep me busy!

del said...

Oh, he left your crib at 10:30 last night, huh?? Well, I still haven't seen him! LOL.

Deciding on paint is HARD. I hope we don't ever have to paint again before we move.