Bugaboo: How are you doing?
Me: Acting invisible - maybe if I stay really still, he will think I am not here - no haps.
Bugaboo: Clears his voice loudly - I said how are you doing?
Me: Scared of crazy people - Fine and keep knitting.
Bugaboo: So, Can you make me a sweater?
Me: You got to be outta your damn mind, but I don't say that - I say nothing.
Bugaboo: Is that a wedding band on your finger?
Me: Naw Sherlock - Yes - thank God, maybe he will stop talking to me.
Bugaboo: So, I don't care, I still want a sweater.
Me: Ugh, well, I don't think my husband would appreciate that, and I know my twins won't.
Bugaboo: You have twins, you don't look like it.
Me: Well, actually I have 6 kids.
Bugaboo: Oh.........well we can work it out.
Me: Urban, you fucking idiot, stop talking to these fools, so I made up more lies until he got his ass off the bus.
About a week ago I was on the bus going to work and as I was passing this construction site, I saw two dump trucks and one of the dump trucks had on the back of it: PIMPIN AIN'T EASY. Well, guess what I saw today? The same truck.The picture is not that clear, but I tried to take a picture with my cell phone while on a moving bus:
Okay, so this isn't WMATA, but this has to do with people, who thinks people care what they really think.
I go to the bathroom yesterday and I see this sign that says:
Please wipe the counter off, don't leave water on it. We are not in Kindergarten.........
And then left the paper towels she used to clean the counter off ON the counter...um....two wrongs don't make a right - littering.
P.S. Sorry if you seen this updated 20,000 times, but something is going on with my font.
WTF. I understand where this person is coming from, because I hate bumping up to the counter while washing my hands and getting wet, but um....IT AIN'T THAT SERIOUS!!! She typed this shit, she must have been wearing cashmere or something.
I am tempted to go in the bathroom and write - who gives a fuck or something. But I am not.....or will I?