Well not Angelina Jolie, more like the retarded mom with the 14 kids.
I wake up this morning and go to wake up Mr. Stefon and realize my lips feel really big. They are hard to move, so I asked Mr. Stefon do my lips look big and he looks at me and rolls his damn eyes because he is still sleep. So, I ask Anger Mgmt and we all know if we really want the truth, we need to ask a teenager. She looks at me and says, "Why your lips look like Donald Ducks?"
Ya’ll my lips are so freaking big and I figured they would go down, but um no. Mr. Stefon told me when I dropped him off at school, I should practice sucking them in.
Yesterday, I tried a new recipe – orange chicken, but I did not use any new ingredients. I took a Tylenol with codeine because my ass was in pain from a serious, kick ass, exercise workout, but it was nothing newly introduced to my system.
Here I am at work with big pink (my coworker pointed out the pink/red look) soup coolers. I came to work because I know if I stayed home, I will not go to class tonight. I am still hung over from the Tylenol, so I have not taken any Benadryl because I know I will be knocked out, but this shit has NOT gone down.
I text my husband and he told me - do not do anything to them, he might want to try something… Flucker mind always in the gutter, but you know…