Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Why the hell are my lips as big as Ange.lina this morning!!!!!

Well not Angelina Jolie, more like the retarded mom with the 14 kids.

I wake up this morning and go to wake up Mr. Stefon and realize my lips feel really big. They are hard to move, so I asked Mr. Stefon do my lips look big and he looks at me and rolls his damn eyes because he is still sleep. So, I ask Anger Mgmt and we all know if we really want the truth, we need to ask a teenager. She looks at me and says, "Why your lips look like Donald Ducks?"

Ya’ll my lips are so freaking big and I figured they would go down, but um no. Mr. Stefon told me when I dropped him off at school, I should practice sucking them in.

Yesterday, I tried a new recipe – orange chicken, but I did not use any new ingredients. I took a Tylenol with codeine because my ass was in pain from a serious, kick ass, exercise workout, but it was nothing newly introduced to my system.

Here I am at work with big pink (my coworker pointed out the pink/red look) soup coolers. I came to work because I know if I stayed home, I will not go to class tonight. I am still hung over from the Tylenol, so I have not taken any Benadryl because I know I will be knocked out, but this shit has NOT gone down.

I text my husband and he told me - do not do anything to them, he might want to try something… Flucker mind always in the gutter, but you know…

9 comments:

Carmell said...

LMAO @ Practice suckin them in!!! that was hilarity! i love your kids!

you sure you wasn't so drugged up you put it on your honey and don't remember!!??? i kid! you know you can always go to the ER or urgent care and let them look at them... boy i would love to see a picture... hint hint!

buttahflychronicles said...

Hmmm, when did you take the tylenol, cause the benadryl will probably shrink them down. Call the advice nurse. I don't urban, this just may have to be a sick night for you.

KnitFloozy said...

You definately need to call the advice nurse. Don't play could be an allergy that you don't know about.

Nik said...

LMAO at how your husband plans to exploit your current condition.

cici said...

It maybe an allergic reaction to the tylenol. Sounds pretty funny, but it's not funny at all. The answer to the question about which World Market, it's usually the one by mazza gallery.

Christie said...

I second what Nik said. ;)

Virtuous said...

ROTFL @ your title/story and your hubby wicked thought! We know you down! LOL

Hope you feel better soon gurl!

BTW - how is school going for you??

Carmell said...

u find out what it was???

Sheila said...

I must remember not to read your post at work... I was laughing so hard I was shedding tears... sorry :)

But um yes, call the doctor and your dh is too funny.