Friday, October 19, 2007

What's in a word....

My day has been really crazy this morning and I don't have time to discuss all that. So, to make my self laugh or to feel better I am going to tell you about this lady on the bus and two on the train.

Train first: Can someone tell me the definition of screet and scremf?

I am on the train this morning and this LOUD ass woman, was telling all her business talking about her baby daddy. Nothing wrong with that, we (passengers) just feel like it's early in the damn morning can you keep your conversation on the low and between you and your intended target (but she was proud ya'll and didn't see anything wrong with it). Anyway, back to the schedule story. So, she said yeah gurl, I was running for the bus and asked the Lawd to give me scremf I picked the baby up and ran down the screet. Her friend said screet? You mean street. Gurl you know what I am saying screet/street whateva. I am slumped in my seat, like damn - correct strength!!!

Bus next: Can someone please tell me who in the Sams Hell is Bamarama?
Okay, after I got off the train I got on the bus. And another LOUD lady, she is known to be loud, I swear she is deaf and don't know when someone is ignoring her ass. She said hi 10 times to this lady before the lady spoke (like DAMN, Hi Bitch, we ain't friends). I was about to say DAMN, will you please answer her loud ass, I know you hear her, because I hear her her ass all the way back here!!! I ring the bell for my stop and am about to get off when I heard the funniest got damn thing. Loud ass said, are you going to the thing today - the program, the ignoring lady said what thing, Loud ass said - get this people, hold on to your mutherflucking chairs. The ceremony today with President Bush and Bamarama.

Who in the Sams Hell is Bamarama - do she mean Obama!!! I am so happy I was getting off, I almost fell - seriously it took all my scremf and if she wanted to beat the hell out of beat she sure cudda. The bus driver was laughing so hard and looking at me and Loud ass was CLUELESS.

Thank God because she looked like she would shank a sistah and I would NOT have been able to make it down the screet.

I might have to create a WAMA (bus/metro) corner - I have so many stories! Like the time when.......

Have a nice weekend!!!!

6 comments:

Sheila said...

ROFLOL... screet and scremf uh!... that's about as ebonic as you can get...lol.

PAJNSTL said...

HA! girl you have me over here HOLLIN'

Too funny! You MUST do these more often

del said...

Girl, don't you know ebonics?? Come on! LMAO!!! Bamarama.

Christie said...

That is the funniest thing I have read all day.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for sharing.

Lisa said...

I hope you know that you are responsible for me almost peeing myself while reading that! Hilarious!!

NikkiJ said...

My face hurts from laughing. Thank you.