Mr. Conservative and I went to the movies Friday and then went out to eat. We went to PING. It was okay. I got the Kung Pao mix and hubby got the sushi. He loved his, me no likey mine. Too damn salty, but it was a nice atmosphere so all was good. Also, I liked the fact that you could order sushi or Chinese food at the table because a lot times its one or the other.
Saturday, stayed in bed funky as hell. I told myself no t.v., no shower, now food until I completed my paper. I jumped on the internet a couple times. But I got it done by 2:30. I was so happy to see water and soap. DAYHUM!!!
Well, after I got out of the shower Mr. Stefon wanted help with his homework - math. Mr. Stefon works my nerves when he ask for help because he is a KNOW IT ALL and don’t know shit. So here goes our convo.
Me: Mr. Stefon what is 2x =10
Mr. Stefon: Oh that’s easy.
Me: Okay, well what is it.
Mr. Stefon: Let’s see, that is so easy it is 5.
Me: So, X=5
Mr. Stefon: Yes mom, can we move on.
Me: We could if you didn’t put the wrong answer you have 2.
Mr. Stefon: No, I don’t. SOMEONE, must have changed it because I know the answer
Me: **BLANK STARE**
Mr. Stefon. (Dead serious) someone must have erased it.
Me: Look, are you trying to say I did it, because the only people who could have done it is ME or YOU.
Mr. Stefon: Mommy, I know the answer.
Me: OKAY, but don’t accuse me of changing your damn answer, I don’t even have a pencil, AND you just handed to me and is sitting right here. Why can’t you just admit, you made a mistake, you know the answer, but just fast.
SEE!!! Remember he accused me of stealing before the same way, I think I told you all about that, if not, I can. Little flucker.
Oh and I think I ruined him for all woman. This morning I gave that boy everything he needed to take a shower (body wash, deodorant, lotion, sock bag), so I could have peace when I get in the shower, but nope that is not what happened. I am in MY room with the door closed, in MY bathroom with the door slightly open, assed out and have the shower running. I am in the BIG ASS MIRROR washing my face before I get in – I know wasting water (working on it), when I hear. Um mommy to my horror the fucking door is ajar. I am screaming remembering my lumpy body is visible in the damn mirror which means he can see me.
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!!
Mr. Stefon: (EYES AVOIDING ME) I knocked but you couldn’t hear me, I need my uniform.
Me: So, why are you in here, go downstairs check the dryer, your room, I don’t have them. Don’t come in my damn room.
Ya’ll I can laugh now, but not then. That boy saw my goodies. How do I know? He looked like he wanted to die, when I opened the door, he was stammering and everything. Here his father got me thinking I am a 10 and from the look of that boys frighten face, I look more like a beat up copper penny.